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doriangraysuggests:

Self care is selling your soul in order to stay young forever.

analphebetapolothology:

Omg yaaas *goes to silent hill to get punished for my sins*

unamericanflag:

my aesthetic: a potted cactus on a skateboard, always moving, no one knows where it came from or where it’s going

not-the-real-norbert-hofer:

me: *lying face down in mud in the middle of the scottish highlands*

friend: what are you doing?

me: *muffled because of the dirt* I’m having me time

worm:

*hacker voice* i don’t know the password

traggotry:

*parent voice* what do you mean you’re actually insecure about the features i’ve mercilessly teased you over for years? you feel things? lol ok

thebootydiaries:

My thoughts before anything: maybe if i wasn’t ugly

szuddenly:

you think you want me to shut up? i have to listen to myself even when im not talking